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Hourly media buying
for $5M+ CPG brands.
You can't buy these pieces on their own. The API and the data are not for sale at any price. One package. Guaranteed. The fastest road to 9 figures.
You run a CPG brand — supplements, food & bev, skincare — doing $5M+/year. We run your media buying. We guarantee a 20% compounding improvement over your own baseline. Or you don't pay. 20% is the floor — the measured data shows 19–31%. If we don't produce, we don't get paid. That's extreme ownership. And we're posting every result in public on X.
3 invite-only spots for the whole year — 2 at 20%, 1 at 40%
One brand got the API. The other got the API plus Industry CAC.
Industry CAC is the base. Hourly scaling is the power on top. Raise the base and that power has far more to work with. That's the whole difference between the two accounts below.
We publish both readings in full. That includes the strict test. In it, a single Brand B action can't be told apart from noise. It also includes the 37-brand back-test. There, the same model frees up $9,436,899 across $32,292,369 of spend. Incrementality research, August 2026 · Meta Ads API · Shopify Admin API · Statlas MCP.
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Four questions everyone asks
We guarantee a 20% compounding improvement over your own baseline. If we miss it, you don't pay us. Your baseline is your own account, your own campaigns, your recent history.
We set the baseline from your account before we touch it. Then we score every campaign against itself, over the same hours of the day. We don't compare you to other accounts. We make no model assumptions. No "vs. forecast" reporting. We set the floor at 20% on purpose. That is below the 19–31% range the published research shows. A guarantee only means something if it's easy to clear.
Compounding means it stacks on your own growth. Spend $1M this month. Roughly $200K of extra spend comes from the hourly API. Next month you launch new creative and add $100K of always-on spend. The 20% compounds on top of that too. Each action starts from the floor the last one raised.
There are two reasons. Neither one is about effort. Both are built in.
They don't have the API. Meta grants it through its managed service. That division takes on about ten businesses at a time. It works only with CPG. Very few accounts in the world have it. So that part of the ad auction isn't crowded yet. It's also why your agency has never heard of it.
The staffing math never worked. Hourly scaling means someone competent looks at the account every hour, day and night. Push 4× the budget into one hour. One bad call costs more than that buyer's whole salary. So it can't go to a VA. And no agency could justify staffing it. We spent 7 months building the model. We trained buyers who had already done thousands of cap changes before this offer existed.
Ad account access and Shopify access. That's the hard requirement. We set up the offer. We build the landing page. We make the branded ads. We make the creator videos and run them from the creators' own accounts. You don't make assets for us.
On the reference account, spend went from about $1K/day to $10K/day inside the first 30 days. Soon after, it averaged about $15K/day. Before we switch any of it on, you get a revenue forecast and a growth plan. Both are accurate to within ~5%. So you can order inventory against it instead of guessing.
No. They should run right alongside us. We should be the ones who find what works. The offer, the page, the ad angle, the hours. We find it because we're the ones on the hook for the result.
Once we prove something works, your team takes it from there. They make more of it, for less money. We find the winners. Your team scales them. That's the setup that works.
I take every application call myself, and I'm your growth strategist on all three spots. The first spots start within weeks. Four questions below.
You're exactly who we built this for. Grab 30 minutes. I'll go through your account and tell you what the mechanism is worth on it.
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We built this for CPG brands at $5M+/year. So we're not the right fit today. We've saved your details. The moment you're in range, you'll be first in line for a spot.
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