Don't Take
Our Word For It.
Real client messages, straight from Slack — unedited
And the receipts keep going
Already have Triple Whale or Northbeam? Keep them. We don't replace your stack — we plug into your Meta ad account and your Shopify in days.
You get more volume. Cheaper.
Guaranteed results · compounding · or you don't pay
If you're a CPG business doing $5M+/year — supplements, food & bev, skincare, anything consumable — and you let us run media buying with this process, we guarantee a 20% compounding improvement over your own baseline — or you don't pay. 20% is the floor, set deliberately below what the measured data shows (19–31%), because a guarantee you can wriggle out of isn't a guarantee. And we're documenting the whole cohort's results publicly on X — so the guarantee isn't private either.
A proprietary Meta budget API granted only to the fastest spenders and scalers in the world. It lets us move budget programmatically every hour, driven by what your delivery is doing that hour — not adjusted by hand once a day.
Access came through Meta's managed service — a division most operators have never heard of, that takes on roughly ten businesses at a time and works only with CPG. It took us 7 months to build the tech and train buyers on it before this offer existed.
The point isn't automation. In any given hour there's a pocket of genuinely good audience available, and we take all of it before anyone else can bid. Very few accounts on earth have this, so that part of the auction isn't crowded.
A Meta auction is a blind auction — you never learn what anyone else is paying. We've been in this industry long enough, across enough accounts, to know what an acquisition actually costs in your category and what the biggest players pay for it.
Once you know that number you can build an offer and a page that can afford to pay it. And when you can outbid the category, the volume available to you in peak hours isn't 20–30% more. It's multiples.
Four steps. Then the number moves.
Nothing on this page is billed as an extra
Giving a guarantee and having extreme ownership are two different things
| CTC | In-houseIn-house / freelancer | Other agenciesOther agencies |
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|---|---|---|---|
| Hourly Scaling API access | Yes | No | No |
| Knows your true Industry CAC | Yes | No | No |
| Eyes on the account | 24/724/7, every hour | 9–5Business hours | 1×/dayOnce a day |
| Offer, page & creative built for you | Included | No | ExtraBilled extra |
| Whitelisted creator network | FreeFree — no % of spend | No | % fee% of spend / GMV |
| Performance guarantee | 20% or free20% or free |
None | None |
| Inventory-grade forecast | ±5% | None | RoughDirectional |
3 slots this year — 2 at 20%, 1 at 40%
One brand got the API. One got the API on top of Industry CAC.
Industry CAC is the base. Hourly scaling is the exponent. Raise the base and the exponent has far more to work with — which is the entire difference between the two accounts below.
Both readings are published in full, including the strict test where a single Brand B action is indistinguishable from noise, and the 37-brand back-test where the same model releases $9,436,899 across $32,292,369 of spend. Incrementality research, August 2026 · Meta Ads API · Shopify Admin API · Statlas MCP.
Real client messages, straight from Slack — unedited
And the receipts keep going
Four questions everyone asks
A 20% compounding improvement over your own baseline — your account, your campaigns, your recent history — or you don't pay us.
The baseline is set from your account before we touch it, and every campaign is scored against itself over the same hours of the day. No cross-account comparisons, no model assumptions, no "vs. forecast" reporting. 20% is set deliberately below the 19–31% range the published research shows, because a guarantee only means something if it's comfortably clearable.
Compounding means it stacks on your own growth. Spend $1M this month and roughly $200K of additional deployment comes from the hourly API. Launch new creative next month and add $100K of evergreen spend, and the 20% compounds on top of that too — the floor each action starts from is the floor the last one raised.
Two reasons, and both are structural rather than about effort.
They don't have the API. It's granted through Meta's managed service — a division that takes on roughly ten businesses at a time and works only with CPG. Very few accounts in the world have it, which is exactly why that part of the auction isn't crowded yet — and why your agency has never heard of it.
The resourcing never made sense. Hourly scaling means somebody competent looks at the account every hour, around the clock. If you're scheduling 4× the budget into an hour, one bad call costs more than the buyer's entire salary — so it can't go to a VA, and no agency could justify staffing it. We spent 7 months building the model and training buyers who had already done thousands of cap-delta reps before this offer existed.
Ad account access and Shopify access. That's the hard requirement. We build the offer configuration, the landing page, the branded creative and the whitelisted UGC ourselves — you don't produce assets for us.
On the reference account, spend went from roughly $1K/day to $10K/day inside the first 30 days and was averaging about $15K/day shortly after. Before any of that is switched on you get a revenue forecast and growth plan accurate to within ~5%, so you can order inventory against it rather than guess.
No — they should run side by side with us. We should be the ones finding what works — the offer, the page, the creative angle, the hours — because we're the ones liable for the outcome.
Once something is proven, your internal team's job is to take it and reproduce it at scale for a cheaper cost. We pioneer; they produce. That's the structure that actually works.
I personally take every application call, and on one of the three slots I'm your growth strategist and point of contact directly. Four questions below.
You're exactly who this was built for. Grab 30 minutes and I'll walk your account and tell you what the mechanism is worth on it specifically.
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This programme is built for CPG brands at $5M+/year, so we're not the right fit today. Your details are saved, and the moment you're in range you'll be first in line for a slot.
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